you should follow me 'ere
thinking of deleting this one
slowly crawling into pits of hell
britney spears’ hold it against me is making things too easy as i picture it to be a perfect song for a r/hr fanfic i’ve read head please stop thinking
When I download more than 1 thing I like to look at them and think that they are racing each other.
“A Dutch farmer watched in disbelief as a driver under the influence of cocaine drove a slalom course through his corn field, only to be joined by two police vehicles in hot pursuit, adding to the damage.”
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(via magicaldeductions)
This ad stalked me the whole day today. After successfully ignoring it the first 23423 times I took a little time to see what it is about. What greeted me was a girl with a full bosom who I thought was the person holding the cheque but turns out she wasn’t, the guy who look like darker-skinned-and-mustached Andrew Garfield is.
Obviously I didn’t click it so still I don’t know what exactly is it about. However it is obvious there’s no apparent reason for that girl to be there. Also that is not Andrew Garfield.
soft tummy
that line along the abs
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i feel very indecent
(via narcissablack)
